college

sooo i arrived sunday. we moved in, ate, ran (i do cross country and track)

then we woke up the next day, and ran.

all weve been doing is running. im not liking it.

anyhoo. ttul bitcheess

Last Day in NYC

its my last day in new york before i go away to school. not in the mood to write about it so im going to talk about something different.

i hate the little league world series. especially now. on my last day i wake up and turn the TV to channel 728 for a healthy dose of SportsCenter in HD. But as I take my first bite of scrambled eggs, I notice that it is not SC that is streaming through my television, but rather a baseball game. Now why is there a baseball game on at 11:30 AM, I think to myself. A repeat, perhaps? No, it is not. It is the first game of the tournament, a game between Mexico and Canada. Mexico and Canada. At least put this on ESPN2. But no. I switch to ESPN2 to see if SC is on there, but instead it is the Manchester United game. Why, oh why, is there a Manchester United game on ESPN2 this morning? Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against soccer, and if i had to pick any team, ManU would be my favorite. But I would really like to see how crappy Brett Favre did yesterday. And I would really like to see the highlights of the Met game I watched yesterday. (Why do I want to see those highlights once more? My Mets hardly ever win and I like to savor it, okay?) Nevetheless, I am forced to watch 12 year olds play an all but meaningless game of baseball, poorly, I might add. I usually love my scrambled eggs, sausage, and cinnamon rolls, but today, nothing was the same. So thank you, LLWS, for ruining my breakfast, and possibly my last day.

My Dream Night With Megan Fox

So. Someday I'm going to go out on the most amazing date with Megan Fox. It's going to be amazing. I'm going to come over to her house and she's going to be sitting on her couch waiting for me. I'll walk in and give her a kiss hello. Well sit and talk for a few minutes then lie on the couch together and watch TV for a little bit. Then, were going to enjoy an excellent dinner (preferably some kind of pasta with vodka sauce). Finally, we will drive to the beach and park by the water, listening to music on her iPod, and just acting just so perfect. I'm soo looking forward to this. Megan doesn't know about this yet, but hopefully when she reads this she won't be able to resist. Ughh Megan <33

sup, ladies. my names slim shady. I'm the lead singer in d12 baby

so i was looking at headlines on E! and i saw one that read "Britney Spears Counts Down Top Ten!" When i first glanced at it, i thought it said "Britney Spears Counts to Ten!"

anyway, brett favre can go to hell. He ruined the jets last year and hes being a little girl about this whole thing

just give up you old fart

Aaron Carter

What the hell ever happened to Aaron Carter??

The heartthrob younger brother of the Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter vanished off the face of the earth. Whatever happened to his undying need for candy, or "Aaron's Party" that never ended. I wish we could go back to "Saturday Night" in the '90s and watch his music videos on Nickelodeon one more time. I know we all miss the songs he did for the classic Nick movies Rugrats in Paris: the Movie, and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius. Where would we be without (alliteration, there) him? I don't care how many times he cheated on Hilary Duff or which of Hulk Hogan's daughters he tried to seduce. The man is a genius. I could YouTube the hell out of "That's How I Beat Shaq" all day.

So if you ask me, let's throw Aaron's Party one more time. Blast it on your car radio and your iHomes, lets take it back. Thank God he's going to be on Dancing With the Stars. I'm just hoping they pick up Paula Abdul too. The two would be golden together. The cokehead that Paula is would love Aaron up throughout the entire hour. Can't wait.

"Candy in the morning time,
Candy in the hot sunshine.
Candy baby can't you see,
All I want is your candy!"

scooters, vacation, fall

sleeep then loft looking then chill.

you know what really grinds my gears? how verizon wont let you send a text message thats over 160 characters to a person who doesnt have verizon. i just sent 5 consecutive text messages to someone and it was the most tedious thing ever. especially because i just got home from work.

so tonight was my boy pat fasano's last day in NY before he goes away to URichmond. so we and all the boys went out to a sake bar to say goodbye. and then i went to work. yes. work.

at 11 pm. working the graveyard shift at 1088 park. sitting here on aim and fb til 7am. hit me upp

ludakrys119

the names chris schaller btw

by the way, check out my bff's (Paris stole that from me) blog: http://demetrioselias.blogspot.com/

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